Chick Magnet - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Arched distressed yellow serif text

Arched distressed yellow serif text reads "COFFEE" above a vintage 1950s advertisement-style illustration of a grinning man in a yellow plaid shirt holding a coffee cup

Small mining towns across the Southwest fielded teams that meant everything to communities built on hard labor

because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party

Details: Victorian bakery label with two chocolate rum balls

That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence

Chick Magnet - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Arched distressed yellow serif textCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout